Drama? In Middle School? HOW?!?!?!?

Okay, so those of you in middle school understand the craziness and confusion of a typical student. Okay, lets cut to the chase. ALL the drama is in the young love..... Oh how the blossoms of love bloom everywhere then shrivel up and DIE after 2 weeks. You see, anyone who dates at thirteen who thinks they "love" someone will probably get their heart broken in a few days judging by the fact that nothing lasts long when you're a teenager. (We only speak the truth)
As you all know a few days ago was Valentine's day, (not that we really care). And the drama rates in our schools have probably gone over the top. First of all we have the girls saying: Ooh! What did .... get for you? Awwwww! Isn't that just the cutest thing?!?! ^_^ When are you guys going to have your first kiss?
Then you have the guys saying(We apologize if our immitations are completely off): Hey man, so what are you gonna get your girlfriend. Ooh. Look at her! She's so hot!
Yeah........ You pretty much got the point. So there's all this gossip and everyone is all lovey, dovey, smooch, smooch.
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So.... let's give you a perspective of teenage life:
Person 1: reely sad 2day
Person 2: y?
Person 1: bf broke up w/ me.
Person 2: on Vday?
Person 1:yes!
Person 2:ok.....
               what do u want me 2 do about it
Person 1: help me!
Person 2: i cant really............
Person 1: thanks alot, ur my best friend
Person 2: yep, every1 knows that alots are the best friends
Person 1: so...........WHAT SHOUD I DO????
Person 2: idk, get a life or get over him?
Person 1: but he's so frickin hot!

ok, u get the point. :)

You know how those kids start telling their friends about "going out" with their "girlfriends" or "boyfriends" . Well, before your pubescent years, you don't have a driver's permit which means you can't take that fancy Mercedes your parents have out for a spin by yourself. Instead, you have to endure about ten minutes of talk from a smiling father about how you ran around the yard stark naked when you were three because you didn't get the toy you wanted for your birthday.

So our QOD today is how did your first date go? And how long did it take them to dump you?